A wise girl saw some of her male
classmates plucking mangoes. She pleaded for one, but they refused and
asked her to climb. She climbed and plucked as many as possible. When
she got home, her mother asked, “My dear, how did you get all these
mangoes?” She replied, “I asked my classmates to give me, they refused
and told me to climb. So, I climbed the tree and plucked them.”
The mother shouted and said, “Foolish
girl, didn’t you know that they wanted to see your pant?” The girl
smiled and said, “I know mama, that’s why I removed it before climbing.”
This article is for men and it discusses
what they need to know about this all-important female body part — the
vagina (also called the birth canal). This is a no-holds-barred health
information supplement for you. If you cannot deal with such details,
then please stop reading now. If you can, just lie back and enjoy.
Exercise
There have been many articles attesting
to the joys of regular sex and its many health benefits. In fact, one
article recommended that women should go to bed without knickers in
order to air out the vagina during sleep. Men like that, as it sends the
‘right’ signals. It is also nice to perhaps have a late night shower!
A comedian once said that the best
adornment to wear for it is ‘specticles.’ And if you are taking it out
for exercise, you should ensure it is in pretty good shape and looking
fine.
Many men prefer a shaved vagina and I do
prescribe it for you. It is important in order to enjoy the act of sex:
visually, geographically and maximally as P-Square would say. Further,
you should use all your senses when in front of the vagina and do not
just be ruled by your ‘brain!’ Be in tune with all the different sensory
stimuli from your partner.
Smell
I won’t go into any sordid details, but
you need to appreciate the smell of the vagina you are interacting with.
This is from the health point of view. The vagina should smell fresh
and natural without insulting the nostrils. Odd smells reminiscent of
the fish joint or ‘mama put’ bukateria should be frowned upon. Insist on
an open discussion and an explanation before further events. Discuss
the issue of discharges, even menstrual flow and infection openly with
your partner and show you care. Of course, you care about the health and
wellbeing of both of you.
Let’s make one important point about
cleanliness of the vagina. Douching is washing or cleaning out the
vagina with water or other mix¬tures of fluids. It is not recommended
and appears to cause more harm than good. The vagina has its own
resident bacteria which the normal acidity of the vagina keeps under
control. But douching can change this delicate balance. This may make a
woman more prone to vaginal infections. Plus, douching can spread
existing vaginal infections up into the uterus, fallopian tubes, and
ovaries.
Sight
Visual inspection and admiration of the
vagina enhances sexual intercourse. It is also of real health benefit.
Look for rash, cold sores and blisters which may indicate scabies or
even herpes. Be aware of vaginal discharges, including bleeding during
sex. Evaluate the discharge or secretions from the vagina for normality.
For example, cervical cancer causes odd,
smelly discharges, bleeding and pain during sex. Ask questions about
routine assessments by the doctor and encourage your partner to seek
help. I think that every household should have their own
gynaecologist/obstetrician. Learn to share!
Everyone should be appalled by female
genital mutilation (FGM) as still practised in some parts of Nigeria.
Should you know of anyone who believes in this criminal act, please
kindly report them to the police. FGM spoils the beauty of the vagina
and should be abolished forever.
Sound
Some vaginas make noise as if you are on
a joke fart pillow. And some others make a sloshing sound due to so
much vaginal secretions or perhaps a poor fit. You decide. It could be
that you need a penile enlargement or maybe she needs a tailor. I know a
good one!
Is sex painful for your partner? All
that exercise too much for the vagina to take? It might not be down to
your own physical fitness and prowess. Painful sex can be due to
bacterial vaginosis, vaginitis, vaginismus and rough sex. Listen to your
partner for sounds of joy and not cries of pain.
Touch
It takes time, practice and an anatomy
lesson to appreciate the feel of the vagina and navigate your way to all
the hot spots without using Global Positioning Satellite. Most of the
vagina is erogenous but a combination of touches and feel allow you to
discover what works for your partner.
The G-spot is one of those favourite
places that many men look for. It’s one of the wonders of the world and
worth revisiting time and time again. Once you find it in the vagina,
your woman becomes or can become putty in your hands. Please don’t ask
me where it is!
Culled from PUNCH NEWS
Culled from PUNCH NEWS
